What you can do with 20 humans. 你可以用20个人来做什么?

人真是很强大的机器,对于大部分2-3人起家的初创型公司来说,并没有好好利用好这种机器。

兼职雇佣20个人,给他们10台电脑,分散在全国各地,你可以做到哪些事情?

暴光度:20个人每个人工作 8小时,每小时粘贴30篇宣传软文(枪手贴),一天即可发布5000篇,暴光度一夜剧变。去百度贴吧之类的可匿名留言的地方,还可以互相回复,变成热门帖子。

刷流量:让20个同时使用程序,每隔2分钟清空一次cookie并更换ip,然后连接到自己的网站一次(不要刷新),即可让一天的访问IP超过1万4000个。显著提升前期流量和排名,再拿着这份google analytics的报告去跟每天6000个ip的网站谈链接合作。

视频营销:让20个同时使用程序,每隔5秒钟刷新一次Youku里面的广告视频,即可在一小时之内把播放次数搞到12,000次,进入今日热门的第一页。接下来每隔1分钟清空一次cookie并更换ip,顶一次,留言一次,即可在两小时之内积累2400个留言,同时变成“最热话题”和“用户推荐”的第一名。接下来就不需要你营销了,准备下一个视频吧

竞争对手:让20个同时使用程序,每隔2分钟清空一次cookie并更换ip(自动切断ADSL并重新拨号即可) ,24小时不间断刷新竞争对手的网页, 可以让竞争对手带宽告急,陷入疯狂甚至崩溃

To Mika:

Human is a powerful machine for website promotion. If you have 20 people and 20 computers located in 20 different cities, you can do incredible things like:

1.Exposure: There will be 5000 advertising posts all over the websites in 24 hours, if each person copy and paste the same posts.

2. Traffic: Each person uses a small program to clear cookie, redial ADSL(Ip address will be changed) , and visit your website once every 2 minutes, then you can reach 14,000 unique visits each day. Very high traffic for startup websites.

3.Video marketing: Each person uses a small program to replay your video once every 6 seconds, then you can reach 12,000 views in one hour, and get it into the most popular video list.

4. Make rivals crazy: With the same trick, 20 PCs from 20 cities automatically refresh your rivals’ websites 24 hours a day(remember to change your IP and clear cookie once every 5 minutes), they will kill themselves.